Stars and Stripes Forever

I know that you're American,
but if you look past
my maple syrup skin
and frosty igloo grin
I think you'd find that
we're more than kind of similar:
your signature smirk
works as well on me
as it did on any of those
New York beauty queens,
and maybe you could see
that, despite our nationalities,
we could have a love story
worthy of the big screen.